Monday, November 22, 2010

Must be hard to find a decent hat

Strangest Mugshot Ever? A Man With Half a Head Is Arrested for Soliciting a Prostitute:


This is a candidate for one of the STRANGEST MUGSHOTS ever.


--25-year-old Carlos Rodriguez of Miami, Florida was arrested earlier this month for soliciting a prostitute . . . when he approached an undercover police officer and told her he was looking to pay $80 for some [rhymes with "wussy"].


--And in his mugshot, you can see that he only has HALF A HEAD.


--Yes, that's right, half of a head. It appears that his skull is totally caved in and the top of his head is gone. We have no idea where his brain went. We have no idea how he's walking and talking, let alone savvy enough to solicit prostitutes.


--For now, all we know is that he's missing a large part of his head and there are mugshots to prove it. (Miami New Times)


Thursday, November 11, 2010

Tom Cruise may be nuts, but he has balls!

Tom Cruise has been ripped on over the past years for jumping on a couch on Oprah. Being involved with Scientology, and generally putting his foot in his mouth. The one thing you can't take away from the guy is his stones. This is a stunt from on top of the tallest building in the world in Dubai. All I can say WOW! He has big time guts doing his own stunts.



Thursday, November 4, 2010

Sven and Ole

My buddy Scott sent me this.....


Sven is passing by Ole's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door, he sees Ole doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of his old red Massey Ferguson. Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off, first the right suspender, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets the straps fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his coveralls. Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt he rips it apart to reveal his snoose stained t-shirt underneath and, with a final flourish, he hurls his seed cap on to a pile of hay.

"Whatcha ya doing then, Ole" says Sven.

"Yeezuzs Sven, ya sacred the crap out of me" says a quite embarrassed Ole, "but ya see, me and Lena been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, ya know, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."

(Insert rim shot here!)

Wow that is a costume!

Some guy built his own robot costume for Halloween and posted a video of it on YouTube. The costume itself is cool . . . it looks like one of the military robot suits from "Avatar" . . . but it's so big it would never fit through a door.


--Which is probably why the video shows him walking down the street. According to his YouTube post, it cost him over $1,300, including the $210 he had to spend on a truck to transport it. (--Search for "ultimate robot costume scw 2010.")