Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Volcano Pics

Check out these pictures from the volcano eruption in Iceland. WOW!!!

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/04/more_from_eyjafjallajokull.html

Monday, April 19, 2010

Butt Patch

THERE'S A PATCH YOU CAN USE TO COVER THE TOP OF YOUR CRACK WHEN YOU BEND OVER:


As a pervert, I'm a major fan of women's low-rise pants. When the ladies wear them, I get a free eyeful of BOOTY CRACK when they bend over. And that brings me great pleasure. (???)


--But if having someone see your "coin slot" makes you uncomfortable, you're in luck.


--Introducing the "Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield." It's an adhesive denim patch that attaches directly to your skin, and covers up your "plumber's crack."


--The idea is to place the patch right at the top of your backside, so that when you bend over while you're wearing low-rise jeans, the people behind you get a look at the fashionable patch, instead of your un-fashionable crack. (Fashionista)






Wednesday, March 31, 2010

I love drums!

Check out 3 year old Howard Wong on drums! This kid is awesome!


Thursday, March 25, 2010

I need this picture like I need a hole in my head!

Recently, 16-year-old Xiao Wei was working at an Internet café in northeastern China, when he was approached by a group of local gang members.


--They wanted him to install some unauthorized software on one of the café's computers in order to beat the high score on a video game called "Counter-Strike" . . . a high score that belonged to Xiao.


--But Xiao refused, so the thugs plunged a 10-inch knife into his SKULL. (!!!)


--Amazingly, the blade completely missed Xiao's brain, and all of his main arteries and nerves. According to his doctors, he's expected to make a full recovery.


--But you wouldn't know it from looking at the X-ray. From the photo, it looks like the blade of the knife goes right through the kid's entire head. It's insane.





Lady Gaga Parody

This is soooo funny!!!!


Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Way to go Uke!

Bob Uecker To Be Inducted Into WWE Hall Of Fame
Baseball announcer Bob Uecker will be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame Saturday for appearing twice as a wrestling announcer in the 1980s. During one WWE appearance, Uecker was choked by the late Andre the Giant during a 1988 “WrestleMania” interview. Although Uecker’s stint in professional wrestling was brief, WWE CEO Vince McMahon said his involvement helped make the organization a hit with millions of fans. “Seeing the huge hands of WWE Hall of Famer Andre the Giant around Uecker’s neck is a clip that became immortalized in pop culture history,” McMahon said. The induction ceremony will be held in Phoenix and air on the USA Network.