Poor Lindsay

This is so ridiculous, you'll think it's completely made up . . . but it's not.


--LINDSAY LOHAN is suing E-Trade over one of its "talking baby" commercials . . . because she thinks it's making fun of her. (???)

--Remember the E-Trade ad that debuted during the Super Bowl? It featured a brief appearance by a boyfriend-stealing, MILKAHOLIC baby girl named LINDSAY.

--Well, Lindsay Lohan thinks that was meant to be HER. And she wants $100 MILLION for the PAIN AND SUFFERING it has caused her.

--She also wants the ad taken off the air, and she wants every copy of it . . . presumably so she can destroy them all.

--Lindsay's attorney says, quote, "Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit.

--"They used the name Lindsay. They're using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn't they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody's talking about it and saying it's Lindsay Lohan.

--"She's very upset about it. They did not have permission nor her consent. It's not something that she would have agreed to."

--A spokesman for the company that made the add says, quote, "[We] just used a popular baby name that happened to be the name of someone on the account team."