Wednesday, September 2, 2009

She hid the beer where?

A WOMAN SHOPLIFTED A 20-POUND CASE OF BEER BY STUFFING IT UP HER DRESS: (???)


I'm not going to pretend like I know the best technique for shoplifting a 20-pound case of beer. But I'm pretty sure that THIS isn't it . . .


--On Monday, 42-year-old Lisa Newsome was arrested for stealing a 24-pack of beer from a convenience store in Zachary, Louisiana (--about 10 miles north of Baton Rouge).


--But the sweetest part of the whole thing is that on the store's surveillance camera, you can clearly see Lisa shove the entire case of beer UP HER DRESS, and waddle out of the store with it lodged BETWEEN HER LEGS.


--According to the officer who arrested Lisa, quote, "She attempted to show us how she did it. But we told her not to pull her pants down."


--As of last night, Lisa was still being held on $1,000 bond.

(Thanks to Complete Sheet for the story)



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